Naughty or Nice? Funny Engraved Candles – Christmas Stocking Stuffers | 5.3 oz

Naughty or Nice? Why Not Both?

Nice scents. Naughty sayings. The perfect little Christmas surprise. Shopping for someone who already has everything—or someone who definitely belongs on Santa's naughty list? Give them a laugh with our funny, slightly naughty engraved candles!

These 5.3 oz candles come in sleek black metal tins, with retro-inspired designs laser engraved in bright silver. Each candle is individually boxed and ready to give as a hilarious Christmas gift, stocking stuffer, Secret Santa surprise, or White Elephant gift.

Holiday gift price: $12.95 each. Choose from seven cheeky designs and fragrances. They're sweet enough for the nice list—with just enough attitude for the naughty list!

Pick Your Naughty-or-Nice Candle

• Morning Wood in Paradise — Tropical Sunrise: “Somethings are rising, and it ain’t just the sun.” A tropical blend of yuzu, citrus, apricot, guava and whipped vanilla.
• Smell My Bush — Trimming the Tree: “Freshly trimmed, slightly inappropriate.” Balsam, silver fir needle, bergamot and black currant.
• My Wood Has Seen Some Shit — Weathered Oak: “Every scratch tells a story.” Earthy oak, amber, sandalwood, patchouli and musk.
• Clean Sheets, Dirty Thoughts — Crisp Linen: “Smells innocent, acts filthy.” Fresh citrus, bamboo, melon, florals and clean musk.
• Calm Your Tits — Wild Lavender: “Seriously nobody needs that much drama.” Lavender, eucalyptus, citrus, cedarwood and patchouli.
• Pumpkin Patch Panty Dropper — Pick of the Patch: “Smells like someone is getting lucky.” Pumpkin, honeyed amber, cinnamon, red ginger and thyme.
• Tiny Pricks Ruin Everything — Citronella: “And mosquitoes are annoying too.” Lemony citronella with fresh, grassy notes.

Candle size: 5.3 oz. Container: Black metal tin with bright silver laser engraving. Packaging: Individually boxed.

Make their stocking a little naughty this Christmas! Select your favorite design and scent above. Intended as an adult-humor gift.